OUR STORY

We are a strange little family for sure, A family nonetheless. 

Egon

Brown tabby male. He has a cute face, thick waist and nothing going on inside his head. 
Loves to chew on cables, connected or not. Will also happily chew on polystyrene, pleather, plastic and bubblewrap. 
When he is not chewing on things, Egon can often be found just licking things, often chairs, tables, windows, baskets and more. 
Egon did not pass any kind of education, this is obvious. He has shared a brain cell with his sister since birth, neither of them know where it is. 

Loves a cuddle, when he wants to only and he will purr loudly. Master manipulator when it comes to food, do not make eye contact or you will be done for. Thinks he is a race car when zoomies kick in. 

Organa

Organa is Egons non-identical twin sister. They were the only two in the litter. 

Organa is tabby and white. A very sweet girl, loves affection and attention. Is quite a jealous cat, can be pretty obnoxious and just like her brother, has nothing going on inside that pretty little kitty skull. 

Whilst she seems to enjoy a broad range of activities, Organa tends to favour preventing Moxley from doing anything, shouting at people for no good reason and generally being in the way. 
Organa is a catfish, having been found in the water on many an occasion, including running showers, full bathtubs and open lids on toilets. 

Easily bribed with dreamies and a cuddle, Organa has a medical need for attention to keep her alive. 

Moxley

Moxley is the oldest of the crew, turning 11 this year (2025) she much preffered being an only child. She is still not over the fact that the other two exist, they haven't even noticed, bless them. 

Moxley is a grey and white tuxedo, the smallest of all the 3 by quite some way, she refuses to eat anything other than cat food and treats. 

She is mean to the other two, often growling at them for no good reason, followed up by a bop on the head. She hasn't worked out that there is nothing in there for that bop to impact!

Moxleys favourite things include stealing Auntie Ce's things, the darkness (not the band, she hates them!) hiding away and James Blunt. 

Even though she has experienced much more in life than her younger siblings, Moxley is still terrified of almost everything - such a wuss! She will avoid human contact at all costs, master of dodging and diving. 

Ce

Ce is well.... Ce. 

She is a unique individual, which is good, the world is not ready for two of her. 
Ce, somewhat like Moxley, likes the darkness and hiding away. Not sure she is even aware who James Blunt is!
With a penchant for tattoos and the colour green, Ce is more funny than she realises and an amazing friend. She loves the cats and the cats love her. 

Ce became homeless in recent months, her council have also been less than useless in assisting her, so she joined Hailee and the Cats after first finding us over a year ago on TikTok. 

Hailee

Hailee became homeless in early 2024 after her landlord sold the house that she lived in with her partner (at the time). 
With just a few weeks before the section 21 was enforced, Hailees partner left. Hailee then lost her job the same week that she had to leave the house. 

Her council have been so useless it is beyond a joke. She has spent the last year or so living in her car and hotels, with the cats in tow. This has not been funded by the council or any kind of housing or government assistance, without the help and kindness of strangers (some of those became friends) who knows where Hailee and the cats (and ultimately Ce) would have ended up.